Dead Foliage Eyes

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
finleycannotdraw
finleycannotdraw

I’m just. so thoroughly obsessed with Ambrosius Goldenloin.

homegirl has THE STUPIDEST NAME EVER. he’s the director’s model minority stereotype pawn. he’s a sweetheart he’s a goofball he’s socially anxious he just wants to do the right thing he’s trying to be what everyone else wants him to be while simultaneously questioning his entire life. his hair is clearly bleached and his voice actor said that if you ever find a gay man with bleached hair you know he’s going through a crisis. he represents mixed race issues with “the blood of gloreth” being whiteness which the director used to put him on a pedestal and then discarded him when he began to fight against/question her system. he is rightfully angry when he goes to question the director whereas before he’d been keeping it all hidden. he smiles at the best possible moments in his dialogue. his armor is gold. he’s physically and verbally affectionate. he’s a dork and his hair smells like lavender. he’s allergic to olives. he’s dating public enemy number one. he chopped his boyfriend’s arm off. he changes his worldview when he realizes the system he’d perpetuated was hurting people. he throws himself into hugs. his boyfriend hates freestyle jazz. he just wants to solve the conflict without people getting hurt.

also just. he’s the main character’s gay lover and his name is Nectarofthegods Greatinbed. what do you WANT from him

nimona did you copy and paste from the discord
dill-and-weeds
strawberisapphic

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

so true bestie
supreme-leader-stoat
alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

escapaeronaut

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

the-lost-alchemist

SOON

wrenchinator-central

If the US Gov't is too weak and dumb to celebrate Apollo day, then it's up to the internet to correct their mistake.

erminesapphism

Happy "stomp your feet on the giant cheese wheel in the sky" day everyone!